RAMBIOS v1.0 resisting since 2026
Detecting home DRAM ........ FOUND
Idle time, per S. Altman ... 95%
Handing over to data center REFUSED
Memory Test, all installs:

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Sam calls it waste. We call it free.

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What was actually said

From a global allocation view, Altman called it quite terrible for scarce DRAM to sit in personal computers used about 5% of the time. The Next Web
The reply on X, after the memes: I actually do want the world to have tons of memory and people to put as much as they want in their computers. Yahoo Tech

We believe that second part. We are counting anyway.

Free RAM over time

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Install

The extension is in Chrome Web Store review. Until then:

  1. Download the zip and unpack it.
  2. Open chrome://extensions and turn on Developer mode.
  3. Click "Load unpacked" and choose the unpacked folder.

All we know about you

A random IDmade on install, tied to nothing
Total RAMin bytes
Free RAMin bytes

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